Have you ever met a woman so irresistibly adorable in her own sarcasm? Have you ever fallen head over heels in love with her big heart but got lost in her sweet bitterness? Maybe she is complicated in her own simplicity and difficult to understand. She is soft but strong, brave but gentle.
Sounds confusing, right? Not at all, my friend. You’re not even aware how lucky you are to find such a rare pearl in the ocean full of shells, because her love is different from anything you have ever experienced in your life.
She is difficult to love, but even more difficult to forget.
Here are 15 things that define a woman with a big heart and sarcastic mind.
1. She doesn’t half-a*s anything.
Her time is precious, and she won’t waste it on half-hearted things. She is either “yes”, or “no”. Never both, never maybe. She either cares about you a lot or doesn’t give a f*ck about you. With this woman, you know exactly where you stand.
2. She doesn’t hesitate to slap the truth at your face.
No offense. Like it or not, this woman tells everything how it is. She doesn’t hesitate to stand up for the truth, so if you’re not ready to hear that, don’t mess up with her. She will tell everything you have no ba*ls to hear, no hesitation, no fear.
3. Her humor is spiced with sarcasm.
She is unique because of her raw sense of humor. She loves to make crude jokes. People love her because she is witty and sarcastic.
4. She loves to mess up with you.
In a good, charming way. She doesn’t have any intention to hurt or offend you. So, if she calls you “cheesy”, be sure that she is joking…or maybe she is telling the truth, you can never be sure.
5. Her love is weird but special.
So, what does it mean when she calls you “a sweet a*shole”? Does it mean she is mad at you or she is rude? Nope. This woman loves differently, remember? This is her special way of showing affection. Next time you hear this, be sure that she loves you.
6. She won’t say “I love you” first.
I know, you’re dying to hear these 3 magical words. Hmm… stop rolling your eyes and get prepared to wait for eternity…if you’re not the one who will tell them first.
7. The walls of her heart are high.
She is locked inside her shell but will let her guard down quickly. She will give you the keys to her heart and you’ll find the secret treasure of her true soul. Give her time, stay patient, my friend.
8. She hates to be vulnerable.
Her heart is soft and fragile. Her heart is loving. She defends it with her sarcasm. Don’t you dare play with it!
9. Secretly, she is a hopeless romantic.
Yes, this woman has a sarcastic mind and sometimes appears to be insensitive, but deep inside she still believes in fairytales. When she loves, she loves with her heart, mind, and soul.
10. She believes in true love.
If she loves you, she will want much more than a one-night-stand. Take her sincere love or leave it.
11. She is a great listener.
Not only a woman with a big heart and sarcastic mind will carefully listen to you, she will offer you a support.
12. Little gestures of love are precious to her.
She is a woman who is interested in the meaning of the present, not the price.
13. She will have your back in the darkest times.
This woman will be with you through thick and thin. She will push out of your comfort zone. She will show you the right path and be your light in the darkness. She will never let you walk alone.
14. She is a badass warrior with a soft fragile heart.
Two beautiful things beautifully shaped in a never-fully-discovered mystery. A mystery that waits to be discovered.
15. She is who she is. She is a simple woman, strong and wild with a sensitive heart. She is a trouble, she drives you crazy with her sarcasm, but she is definitely worth your love. 😉
Never ever let her go.